He Made you who you are by NES
You started as a zero and needed a hand
so you asked for a hero and got set up with the man
He ruled you and schooled you on the etiquette of the post
how to slay fat bastards, oh degenerate he did roast
He was generous enough to allow you to be a part of his polls
which take more than public opinion but a piece of our souls
making mortals transparent like a page to the light
he astounded you with his poetry, his prose, and insight
He taught you to have fun with your poo and to fear not the cock
how to violate fruit and how to jack off in a sock
he asked a bitch some questions, and spared not the rod
he even made death eats a cracker believe there was a god
He gave IAG a vagina and made PBR taste like corona
He made PO69 love his pets and gave Wilheim a boner
He made music into poo and inspired a whole generation
made KGB feel loved and that faggot JackHerer a rubberroom sensation
He made steaktartar feel pretty, and Whalewager less imbred
and left HunterSThompson in hospital bed
Yes this legend of a poster, this god of a man
has shown what he's made of, again and again
If you need a good post, one thats sure to impress
do like everyone else and steal your ideas from NES
You started as a zero and needed a hand
so you asked for a hero and got set up with the man
He ruled you and schooled you on the etiquette of the post
how to slay fat bastards, oh degenerate he did roast
He was generous enough to allow you to be a part of his polls
which take more than public opinion but a piece of our souls
making mortals transparent like a page to the light
he astounded you with his poetry, his prose, and insight
He taught you to have fun with your poo and to fear not the cock
how to violate fruit and how to jack off in a sock
he asked a bitch some questions, and spared not the rod
he even made death eats a cracker believe there was a god
He gave IAG a vagina and made PBR taste like corona
He made PO69 love his pets and gave Wilheim a boner
He made music into poo and inspired a whole generation
made KGB feel loved and that faggot JackHerer a rubberroom sensation
He made steaktartar feel pretty, and Whalewager less imbred
and left HunterSThompson in hospital bed
Yes this legend of a poster, this god of a man
has shown what he's made of, again and again
If you need a good post, one thats sure to impress
do like everyone else and steal your ideas from NES
